You might be going crazy if, as you enter the garage to get your yarn out of the freezer, you see a box of plastic forks that is clearly labeled as “FORKS” and think it says “FLORKS”.
Yes, you read that right. I was getting my yarn out of the freezer. You see, I feared some may have caught moths or something and froze them. However, that supposedly doesn’t do much good unless you bake them as well, because it only kills the moths, not the eggs. No matter. There’s no way I’m putting my yarn in the oven.